shameless reblogging of my work
shameless reblogging of my work
"I’m not that interested in fashion… When someone says that lime-green is the new black for this season, you just want to tell them to get a life."
— Bruce Oldfield (via simko)
"In my personal experience, when men say that they want a woman with a sense of humor….generally they want a girl that will laugh at every [ridiculous] and fucking disrespectful thing they say and never utter a witty word herself.
I’m funnier than you and I don’t take shit.
Deal with it."
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fat fashion: (via shakethecobwebs)
FUCKING YES
(via thechocolatebrigade)
"I’ll open my legs if I want to. I’ll blow guys if I want to. Sex is awesome, and I am sorry that something so natural offends you. By the way, I also read books and “blow minds”. Sexuality and intelligence are not exclusive."
— notevenpoets (via courtneybeth)
(via thechocolatebrigade)
"
For all the places I want to see, These legs are a vehicle carrying me.
What more could I ask them to be, They’re flawless.
Beauty Magazines offer their tricks, Tell me, what are they trying to fix?
I can’t imagine how your embrace, Would be any warmer on a 20-inch waist,
I’m flawless.
"— Fruit Of The Loom
that is wot i shall call u. y r some girls incapable of closing their legs? like fair enough go have fun woo but not with a guy you know your friend likes.
i hope u get aids.
sealfeathers
The most action I get is when someone hot sits next to me on the bus and our legs touch
akumaprincess
No I don’t want a girl with a big bum or big boobs or who has the figure of gaga and who wears expensive underwear and expensive make up I want a girl who doesn’t care about anything other than wanting to be with me and having fun and being happy and caring only about what pizza we’re going to get tonight.
ok guys you are looking for a girl with the perfect metabolism. please appreciate that yes i will eat pizza n have fun but i will then go and work out at some point otherwise bad things will happen to my waist and in turn my self esteem.